Glug-glug-glug down this Glögg
Don't get caught up the Creek without it!
Don't be an ass! Try this stuff!
Mo' face hair, mo' drinking!
Another creepy holiday! We'll drink to that!
A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees! Black Bush if you pleeeease!
With a name like that, it's got to be good, right?
It's a tough job, but we're happy to be Storm Troopers for this cause!