Tell them Maxim sent you, and save $10.
It’s about time you classed-up your wrist.
Conceal your feet in these boat shoes.
Because the bag is more important than what's inside anyway.
This ticker is a serious, time-keeping machine.
Be a patriot and put these on.
Tip your hat to this New York Yankee’s career.
Cool and smooth, like a Casanova for your mug.
Open up to a bunch of new stuff.
As seen on Channing Tatum in White House Down.