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This Founding Fathers Rap Will Make You Feel Patriotic (And High)

George Washington cannot tell a lie, but he can drop mad rhymes.

 

In these troubled, divided times, when parts of the Constitution are still being bitterly debated, we sometimes wonder why certain elements weren't explained in more clear and concrete terms. Fortunately, Trevor Moore - of The Whitest Kids U Know - has come up with an answer: The Founding Fathers were high as balls! That, at least, is the subject of his Founding Fathers Rap, released today on the album Drunk Texts To Myself. If you've ever wanted to see Benjamin Franklin rip a sweet guitar solo, or hear Abe Lincoln pontificate on the shape of his hat, you're about to be very happy indeed...

 

 

 

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