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We'd be lying if we told you we weren't fans of Mad magazine. We'd also be lying if we told you that we were qualified to work here, sober or wearing pants, but that's beside the point. Mad's new issue is out on April 24, and as well as showcasing the 50 Worst Things About America (if the smell coming from our entertainment director's desk isn't on there, they're missing the big picture), they've got a special feature dedicated to showing what happens to monsters when they get old, which we've got an advance copy of here. Our favorite part is the picture of what looks like Godzilla deep-throating a subway car, but that's only because we have very, very specific turn-ons.

Mad's "Elderly Monsters" Preview