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Courtney Stodden: Twitter's Newest Charlie Sheen-Like Insanity

If you haven’t heard of this young lady, good for you- because she’s only seventeen…but not seventeen in a non-threatening Justin Bieber kind of way. She’s Doug Hutchinson’s child bride / aspiring singer / anti-bullying advocate, and she recently joined Twitter. If you’re one of those people that followed crazy-pants Charlie Sheen for shits and giggles (and then un-followed him when became less crazy and less entertaining), then Courtney’s Twitter feed is for you. Be on the lookout for the following:

Excessive use of adjectives

Having a mysterious Monday morning by motioning myself to magnetic sensual melodies as I prepare for a brand new beautiful day! Mmmeow! ;-)
26 Sep

Getting ready to take a scenic road-trip w/Doug. I will fully embrace the sensual sightings & capture the beauty of God's alluring nature...
14 Sep

And while we’re talking about God...

"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear ... " 1 John 4:18
2 Oct

Atrocious alliteration

Wildly wiggling & jauntily jiggling myself to jolting jams as I friskily flaunt a flirty outfit completed w/sexy white 7in. go-go boots! ;-)
10 Oct

Mental images out of an early Britney Spears music video

Lickin a sucker as I boisterously bounce UP & down on the bed while drenched in a soak 'n wet white mini-T & pink panties; Feelin Dangerous!
15 Sep

Actual images

Things that make no sense

As ivory butterflies freely float through the sky & beatific birds spread their wings to fervently fly; I lie beneath it all feeling serene!
25 Sep

Sensually standing under the showers scalding hot stream of spice as it slowly starts to melt me into sweet sugar! Mmm It's Savory Saturday!
24 Sep

And much, much more @CourtneyStodden !