This costume says, "I'm the greatest ever, but someday, I will stop your heart and kill you." Awww.
We love the attention to detail here but maybe could have gone without the tip this time... turtle tail anyone?
Where's the BEEF?!
Sexy Campbell's Soup
We'll go ahead and skip the "Mmmm mmm good" jokes here. Oh, wait.
Sexy Chinese Takeout
This costume does the asking out for you.
Pickup line for this costume: "Hey, how would you like to go back to my place and shuck?"
Sexy Instant Noodles
Just missing a Ramen-style wig, circa Justin Timberlake in 1999.
Sexy Jolly Rancher
She's playing hard (candy) to get with this one! Ha!
The crust doubles as a neck pillow!
This one is near and dear to our heart... except for the whole bunny thing. Where did that come from?!
Also works as a sexy tomato!
This costume says, "I'm the catch of the day!"
The ropes really make this one a winner.