The All-Maxim Team

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SURVIVING THE NFL

MONSTER HITS
CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENSE
THE ALL-MAXIM TEAM
EYE IN THE SKY

THE ALL-MAXIM TEAM

DEFENSE | OFFENSE | SPECIALS

DEFENSE




DE John Abraham, Atlanta Falcons
Traded booze for books.




DE Dwight Freeney, Indianapolis Colts

Spin move? He’s a Madden Bowl winner!



DT Tommie Harris, Chicago Bears

Tells the truth about his QB, or lack thereof.




ILB Brian Urlacher, Chicago Bears

Butkus looks, but Brady womanizing.




ILB Ray Lewis, Baltimore Ravens
Mike him every Sunday with Dierdorf’s mike.




OLB Adalius Thomas, New England Patriots

Hey, Peyton, Belichick has a new Transformer!




OLB Shawne Merriman, San Diego Chargers

17 sacks in 12 games one shortened by four games because of a drug suspension, no less—and we’ll turn a blind eye to the worst sack dance in history.




CBRonde Barber, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The only CB with more than 20 picks and 20 sacks in a career  Which was exactly two TDs more than his stinking offense scored.




CB Chris McAlister, Baltimore Ravens
A defensive standout on a team full of defensive standouts.




S Roy Williams, Dallas Cowboys
Any guy who has a tackling rule named after him is our guy.




S Brian Dawkins, Philadelphia Eagles

Destroys WRs like a fantasy football owner.


OFFENSE



QB Carson Palmer, Cincinnati Bengals

One year you’re crip-pled, the next year you throw for 4,000 yards.




RB LaDainian Tomlinson, San Diego Chargers

He makes everyone money: teammates, gamblers, and fans.




FB Lorenzo Neal, San Diego Chargers
For 14 years he has created more holes than a gravedigger.



Offensive Line The Indianapolis Colts

It takes men to protect  Peyton’s bobblehead.



WR Chad Johnson, Cincinnati Bengals

Ocho Cinco outran a horse in June.




WR Steve Smith, Carolina Panthers

A Pro Bowler even with Chris Weinke at QB.




TE Jeremy Shockey, New York Giants

Parties! Hates the boss! He’s the people’s TE!


SPECIALS




K Jeff Reed, Pittsburgh Steelers

The guy took cell shots of his shaven dong. You’d better step it up, Vinatieri!




P Jeff Feagles, New York Giants

When Eli fails to pick up another third down, Feagles breaks his own NFL punting record.  



KR-PR Devin Hester, Chicago Bears

Meet the first player ever to get a 100 skill rating in Madden. Isn’t that what’s important?