It's Friday, which means we're wading through our own sea of bullshit so you don't have to. Here are some of our top posts from the week of March 11 - 15.
Girls Named After Drinks
From Claire Coffee (pictured above) to Whitney Port, these girls are good enough to drink.
Maximum Exposure Needs Your Help Choosing the Hot 100!
Won't you please do a good deed and help Maxim and April Rose select the hottiest hotties?
In honor of St. Patrick's Day, enjoy a roundup of ladies with emerald eyes.
Warwick Davis Predicts No Ewoks in the Star Wars Movie
The pint-sized star of Willow, Leprechaun, and Life’s Too Short also talks magic, the Hulk, and his mysterious fight with a shark-boy.
20 Things That Work Better Than Congress
It was really hard to pare down this list from "everything, ever" to just 20 things...
Guess the Celebrity Voiceover
John Goodman would like to remind you that "America runs on Dunkin," though it seems neither America nor John Goodman run on treadmills.
Which Country Watches the Weirdest Porn?
Amazingly, it is not America, where regular terms like "MILF" are still the most widely searched. You are probably still a freak though.
The 6 Dumbest Types of Tweets About the "God Particle"
Once the discovery of the Higgs Boson was announced, Twitter predictably erupted into a storm of stupid.
Maxim's Best Bits (3/4-3/8)
Maxim's Best Bits (2/25-3/1)