It's Friday, which means we're wading through our own sea of bullshit so you don't have to. Here are some of our top posts from the week of March 25 - 29.
Girls with Something in Their Teeth
If only they would floss with us.
America's Relationship with North Korea Explained (with Stick Figures)
Basically, it's war, murder, murder, war, Dennis Rodman.
How Florida Gulf Coast's Coach Won...The Hand of a Maxim Cover Girl!
Forget beating San Diego State. How the hell did coach Andy Enfield land former Maxim cover girl Amanda Marcum? We're losing sleep over this shit.
We Grill Kate Upton and Eli Manning
These two have absolutely NOTHING in common. Except that we spoke to both of them at the same event this week, and we feel pretty good about it.
The Best Movie Sequels They Never Made
Check out these original movie posters for films that, sadly, didn't get the green light, including Shawshank Redemption 2, in which Andy and Red hang out on a beach.
It's Official: G.I. Joe Are The Village People
Has anyone else noticed a similarity between the world's most elite fighting force, and a certain Y.M.C.A-loving pop group from the 1970s? We're saluting the group that's fighting for disco over land, sea, and air!
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