Boogers, Beer, and Babes: It’s The Bar Maxim Awards!

Let's salute all our awesome guest bartenders with some honors and superlatives!
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Let's salute all our awesome guest bartenders with some honors and superlatives!

Let's salute all our awesome guest bartenders with some honors and superlatives!



Most Likely To Wake You The Hell Up: Marlon Wayans



Starbucks, Schmarbucks. This stuff is delicious! 



Most Likely To Kick Your Ass



These guys will kill ya for killin' rhinos or they'll kill ya with this stiff vodka drink. Either way, you're a dead man. 



Sexiest Bartenders

Who cares about our citrus allergy? We got to ring in the new year with these two, and that's all that matters.





Most Spirited




Jagermeister shows us just how much booze it takes to have a happy holiday. 



Most Family-Friendly



Aw, what a guy. Tim Heidecker of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! does a great job on this Sunday drink. 

Most Crafty



The guys at Oskar Blues know how to DIY the shit outta some brewskies.

Best Hangover Helper



Animal lover and Pit Boss Shorty Rossi soothes our pain with this "Hair of the Dog" drink.



Most Likely To Gross You Out a Little



Curtis Armstrong, AKA Booger, makes a urine-colored cocktail for editor Laura Leu. How appropriate.




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Danielle "Topanga" Fishel

Maxim Master Chef: Dale Talde