The Chanukah Song Turns Twenty

Break out the Manischewitz, because here's every Jew, non-Jew, and possible Jews name-dropped by Adam Sandler. 
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Break out the Manischewitz, because here's every Jew, non-Jew, and possible Jews name-dropped by Adam Sandler. 
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Twenty years ago this holiday season, Adam Sandler rocked both the Semitic and gentile worlds when he performed “The Chanukah Song” on Saturday Night Live. Since then, he’s released revised editions, name-dropping even more Jewish people, non-Jewish people, Jewish objects, fictional Jews, and O.J. Simpson. Maxim looks back at the legacy of the song in the most OCD of ways – by presenting a few lists of all the Jews, Vulcans, Deli’s, and Willie Nelson band members name-checked by Sandler.

The Jews (* denotes half-Jewishness)

David Lee Roth

James Caan

Kirk Douglas

Dinah Shore

Bowzer from Sha Na Na

Arthur Fonzarelli

Paul Newman*

Goldie Hawn*

Barry Ackerley

Ann Landers

Harrison Ford*

All of The Three Stooges

Winona Ryder*

Ralph Lauren

Calvin Klein

Louise Post and Nina Gordon of Veruca Salt

All of the Beastie Boys, but “Ad-Rock” gets a *

Lenny Kravitz*

Harvey Keitel

Yasmine Bleeth*

Dustin Hoffman (Dustin Hoffmanica)

Robert Levine

David Lander

Debra Messing

Melissa Gilbert

Michael Landon*

Jerry Lewis

Ben Stiller*

Jack Black*

Rob Schneider*

Mickey Raphael

Sarah Hughes*

Harry Houdini

David Blaine*

Gwyneth Paltrow*

Jennifer Connelly*

Lou Reed

Perry Farrell

Paula Abdul

Joey Ramone

Natalie Portman

Fictional Jews

Captain Kirk

Spock

Dear Abby

Happy Gilmore

Ross and Phoebe from Friends

Speculative Jews

Tom Cruise’s Agent

Jewish Locations

The Carnegie Deli

Non-Jews

O. J. Simpson

Ebenezer Scrooge

O. J. Simpson (non-Judaism reiterated in 1999 version)

Tiger Woods

Bruce Springsteen (Judy Sandler thinks otherwise)

Osama Bin Laden

People Incorrectly Identified As Jews

Rod Carew

Courtney Love

Jennifer Beals

Don Messick (voice of Scooby Doo)

Beck

Converted Jews That Sandler Would Like To Return To Previous Faith

Tom Arnold

Former Jews

Bob Dylan

[Wikipedia]

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