The Corniest Pick-Up Lines Ever

Now this is a Twitter trending topic we have some experience with.

Now this is a Twitter trending topic we have some experience with.


Here at Maxim, we know a thingortwo about corny pick-up lines…and we have the slap marks to prove it. That’s why we were excited to see #CornyPickUpLines trending on Twitter this morning. Here are ten sure-fire winners that are slightly more clever than the old “Is your father a thief?” (Just remember to give us props for the assist when you’re getting some action tonight.)

https://twitter.com/SarahGirlSwagg/status/299790932881063936

https://twitter.com/rinaldia_/status/299917933935738880

https://twitter.com/DerekHemberg/status/299895425790513152

https://twitter.com/RealKBD/status/299920386777288705

https://twitter.com/lnsaneTweets/status/299870833130737665

https://twitter.com/TaylorCox6/status/299920539869380610

https://twitter.com/GaryMeyerJr/status/299763468247134208




And, the corniest of all:

https://twitter.com/AshleighFukuda/status/299864011607007233



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