The Corniest Pick-Up Lines Ever
Now this is a Twitter trending topic we have some experience with.
Now this is a Twitter trending topic we have some experience with.
Here at Maxim, we know a thingortwo about corny pick-up lines…and we have the slap marks to prove it. That’s why we were excited to see #CornyPickUpLines trending on Twitter this morning. Here are ten sure-fire winners that are slightly more clever than the old “Is your father a thief?” (Just remember to give us props for the assist when you’re getting some action tonight.)
You're like my pinky toe. Small, cute, and odds are I'm going to bang you on the coffee table later. #cornypickuplines
— ✘ Blade ✘ (@mostdope_blade) February 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/SarahGirlSwagg/status/299790932881063936
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine #cornypickuplines
— Brody Stevens (@brody_stevens7) February 8, 2013
And, the corniest of all:
https://twitter.com/AshleighFukuda/status/299864011607007233
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