14 Sexy Food Costumes That Make Us Hungry For Halloween

Damn! Now we’ll never be able to look at a corn husk without being aroused again!

Sexy Bacon


This costume says, “I’m the greatest ever, but someday, I will stop your heart and kill you.” Awww.



Sexy Banana


We love the attention to detail here but maybe could have gone without the tip this time… turtle tail anyone?

Sexy Burger


Where’s the BEEF?!

Sexy Campbell’s Soup




We’ll go ahead and skip the “Mmmm mmm good” jokes here. Oh, wait.

Sexy Chinese Takeout


This costume does the asking out for you. 

Sexy Corn


Pickup line for this costume: “Hey, how would you like to go back to my place and shuck?”

Sexy Fries


Let’s French! 

Sexy Instant Noodles


Just missing a Ramen-style wig, circa Justin Timberlake in 1999

Sexy Jolly Rancher


She’s playing hard (candy) to get with this one! Ha! 

Sexy Pizza


The crust doubles as a neck pillow! 

Sexy Sriracha


This one is near and dear to our heart… except for the whole bunny thing. Where did that come from?!

Sexy Strawberry


Also works as a sexy tomato!

Sexy Sushi


This costume says, “I’m the catch of the day!”

Sexy Twizzlers


The ropes really make this one a winner. 


Happy Halloween!

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