A Nutjob is Eating a Photo of Jason Segel Every Day Until Jason Segel Eats a Photo of Him

And you thought you had issues.
Avatar:
Author:
Publish date:
Social count:
540
And you thought you had issues.
Eating Jason Segel, days one and four. 

Eating Jason Segel, days one and four. 

Everyone, meet Noah Maloney, aka Dog Shit. 

Dog Shit has vowed to film himself eating a photo of actor and comedian Jason Segel everyday until Jason Segel responds with a video of himself eating a photo of him. 

We hate to break it this dude, but the whole scheme seems like a long shot. Firstly, who wants to eat a photo of anyone or anything named "Dog Shit."

And while eating paper could be the kind of goofy stunt that one of Segel's characters might partake in for a multi-million dollar film, doing it just to appease a weirdo fan (stalker?) seems like pretty weak motivation for a successful actor. Not to mention, this is the photo he's wants Segel to print to ingest. 

noah maloney

That said, Dog Shit is doing a few things right. He's stayed true to his little experiment and uploading a video of him chowing down on Segal's face daily.

He's also started the hashtag #eatmyfacesegel, which has generated a buzz on social media and undoubtedly aided in getting his first video past the 500,000 view mark. 

He's even gone so far as to get a tattoo reading "Jason Segel" on his thigh, proving his dedication to this totally pointless endeavor. 

Best of luck, Dog Shit.