Give It Up For the Guy Who Took 35 Viagra Pills in One Sitting

His erection lasted longer than the recommended four hours...like, five days longer.
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His erection lasted longer than the recommended four hours...like, five days longer.
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Every once in awhile, a story will come along that makes the 13-year-old boy that lives in my brain very, very happy. This is one of those stories.

The Sun is reporting that Daniel Medford, a 36-year-old plasterer and father of two in Withernsea, East Yorkshire went on a two-day bender with his mates (that’s what they call bros in the UK) during which he consumed 35 Viagra tablets for fun. After popping the 35th pill his vision went green due to a Viagra side effect called cyanopsia and he started to panic. He went home to his wife, she got his drunk ass to the hospital, and he was eventually discharged after 36 hours. But his penis had other plans — namely, an erection that lasted five entire days. Blimey!!!!!

He clarified to The Sun that “it wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life—and it was no use to me.”

As for his wife? The Daily Beast reports that he told them she was “a little mad” at him.

Had this happened to me, I would’ve marched around the house yelling “I’m the boner king! I’m the boner king!” for five days straight. But I don’t have a penis and I’m not an idiot, so there we go. If you need me, I’ll be over here laughing like this

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