It's Friday, which means we're pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of October 28.
Photographed for Maxim by Chris Heads | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013
Try not to get a cavity.
Check out new photos of the Finalists and don't forget to vote for your 2014 Hometown Hottie Champion!
She can spy on us anytime she likes.
What exactly is happening in this huge, time-travel-y trailer? Let's find out!
Because culture can be disgusting, too.
Can he make it through our interview without killing the host – or worse, soiling his diaper?
Nine reasons Santa's making a list, checking it twice, then punching a clown in the face.
Exhibit A: Chris Brown.
A look back on the rock legend who passed away over the weekend.
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