It's Friday, which means we're pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of October 7.
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We've never gotten this excited over wood! You know what we mean.
Because face it, political gridlock makes some people hot.
Unless your office is in an awesome movie, of course.
Sometimes, a basketball-playing dog just isn't good enough.
Just in case you ever need this information. You know, like…for a friend.
As well as nine other awesomely disgusting expressions.
Let’s get a little accuracy into those gentlemen’s joints.
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