It's Friday, which means we're pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of March 10.
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Girls Giving Side-Eye
Sorry - these ladies are not impressed.
Sophia Bush: Maxim's April 2014 Cover Girl
The gorgeous star of Chicago P.D. makes being frisked sound really, really appealing.
Check Out The EDM Remix Of Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street Chest Thump
The Oscar winner's infamous Wolf of Wall Street scene gets the Internet treatment.
1-On-1 Sports: Watch Hottie Aja Dang Get Taken For A Ride By Mario Andretti
Our intrepid reporter hit the Auto Club Speedway to get some tips from Mario, and 3-time Indy 500 winner Helio Castroneves.
16 Must-Have Tips To Mastering March Madness
It's time to take your coworkers to the cleaners!
5 Reasons Why Being a Professional Athlete is Stupid
We're here to make your dreams a little less dreamy.
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