It's almost Christmas, which means we're pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts for the holidays.
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These ladies are decking the halls with their hotness. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-lovely.
Not every elf is cut out for working at the North Pole - some are more suited to mass slaughter and being creepy.
Because what is Christmas about if not masking bitter disappointment?
Sucks to be Batman, Thor, or Optimus Prime during the holidays.
In a sexy video. Because, obviously.
Why are there 10 million songs for Christmas, and none for Independence Day?
Who will be crowned the hottest woman on Earth? It's up to you! (And that's something to be merry about!)
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