The Worst Piece-of-Sh*t Ben Affleck Movie You’ve Never Seen

And no, it’s not Gigli.

Before Gigli and Jersey Girl, before Bennifer and this embarrassing shampoo commercial, there was something even more shameful in Ben Affleck’s arsenal: his first movie,I Killed my Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meathook, and Now I Have A Three Picture Deal at Disney. Affleck directed the short film in 1993, when he was a young whippersnapper with a great idea for a movie about a homicidal, misogynistic movie director who hangs his lesbian wife on a meathook and goes on to have a three-picture deal at Disney. I guess the title is kind of a spoiler. Enjoy!

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