News Anchor Predicts the Weather Will Be Hot With a Side of Dry Humping

Ma’am, we don't think that word means what you think it does.
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Ma’am, we don't think that word means what you think it does.
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Referring to Wednesday as “hump day” is the sort of terminology that middle school boys and pervy uncles use, while the rest of the population politely ignores it. Or so we thought, until Fox 2 anchor Amy Andrews, let it slip on the morning news that she hoped that Detroit would have a “dry hump day.” Sweet Amy thought she was talking about the weather, while her co-anchors did little to hide their shock.

Ah, dry humping: the quasi-sexual act responsible for 90% of cases of blue balls. May we never have a dry hump day again.