The Oscars Drinking Game

Play this on February 26 and it’ll win the award for best support­ing role in your hangover.
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Play this on February 26 and it’ll win the award for best support­ing role in your hangover.
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Play this on February 26 and it’ll win the award for best support­ing role in your hangover.

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Every time Billy Crystal has to hold his face in an exaggerated expression at the end of a joke to alert people it’s time to laugh: Drink.

Every time there’s a shot of Jack Nicholson grinning even though he has no idea what was just said: Drink.

Whenever an accep-tance speech refers to how “brave” a studio, director, or performance is: Take a sip, then gag on it.

Whenever a winner starts shouting over the “get off the damn stage” music: Shotgun a beer.

During the RIP reel, anytime a cadaver doesn’t get any applause: Drink.

Whenever some­-body accidentally outs a happily married colleague: Finish drink.

Whenever two people who aren’t used to TelePrompTers awkwardly read a horrible joke: Ignore. (If you drink every time this happens, you will die. Even if you are only drinking water.)

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