You're a sophisticated guy, right?
You like strong but classy drinks. Well, how about something French?
Like the French 75 with Tanqueray...
1.25 oz Tanqueray No. Ten
0.5 oz simple syrup
0.5 oz lemon juice
Combine ingredients (except Champagne), shake, and strain into a coupe glass. Top with champagne.
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