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The Prince’s Boner & 4 Other Things You May Have Missed!

Social media commentator Keith Fenimore takes his shots at what’s been trending this week. [Sept 7 - Sept 13]


Photo by Jesse Grant / Getty Images | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013
 

[1] A male porn star by the name of Prince Yahshua has broken his pee-pee, and with no medical insurance, is saddled with a $32,000 bill that he is asking his fans to help him pay.
Not since Prince Harry visited Vegas did a penis cause a prince so much trouble.

[2] A teenage fashion blogger named Alexa Curtis attended Fashion Week in NYC and attempted to capture the personality and excitement of the models through this Vine video.



The last time I saw so many people that detached and unenthused, I was speed dating.

[3] Jimmy Kimmel has not only mastered late night TV, he’s owning the social media prank space after releasing a video featuring a stunt woman being set on fire while Twerking, and having the world believe it was real. This week, Kimmel revealed it was a hoax. With over 12 million views, it’s the most viral video of the week.
 


Hear that, Warner Brothers? It’s time to come clean about the Ben Affleck hoax and tell us who really is playing Batman.  

[4] Along with the very expensive Apple iPhone 5s, Apple is releasing a more affordable ($99) Apple 5c iPhone.
In baseball terms, the 5S is the Dodgers and the 5C is the Cubs. In boy band terms the 5S is The Jonas Brothers and the 5C is One Direction. In Samsung Galaxy terms…they both suck!


[5] In support of the NRA, Comedian Sarah Silverman has proposed a new association in the battle to bare arms on Funny Or Die called The Black NRA.


The only thing I like more than satire is the vending machine in my office that has a semi-automatic Browning Pistol with a silencer loaded with hollowed-point bullets. 'Murica!