This Week in Porn Star Tweets: Popsicles, Sacks, & Lady Issues

I just can't get down with porn anymore unless something reeeally dirty happens. Dicks in vaginas are so last year

— Sidney Scarlet (@SidneyScarlet) January 24, 2013

I personally do not like the new Chuck E Cheese character.....

— Chris Cock (@ChrisCock_) January 23, 2013

I will fart on your soul.And you will like it. Weirdo.

— Alia Janine #RepealB (@Alia_Janine) January 26, 2013

I need my sack drained

— Richard Mann (@RichardMannXXX) January 28, 2013

Thank you for tolerating my compulsive graphic descriptions of odd vagina problems. Please send cat videos.

— Stoya (@stoya) January 29, 2013

I hate to admit that it feels really nice when my dog licks my crotch. But I’m trying to say that in the least creepy way possible…

— Samuel Colt (@MrSamuelColt) January 29, 2013

Gonna write a book about how to get men to fall in love. chapter heading ideas: "baking" "stop talking" "blowjob alarmclock" "no means anal"

— Dana DeArmond ™ (@danadearmond) January 27, 2013

Sometimes I just wanna stand over someone and start peeing.

— Cody Sky (@inkedxxx) January 26, 2013

If you're jerking off and it ACTUALLY starts making a "fap fap" sound, you should probably see a doctor.

— Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez) January 27, 2013

still sick, watching a girl melt a popsicle on her vagina on MFC, it's stressing me out... Yeast infection is all I see coming out of this..

— Nikki Hearts (@NikkiHeartsXXX) January 25, 2013