BREAKING: Lance Armstrong CHEATED!

In a shocking turn, the cycling legend admits juicing to Oprah. We never saw it coming!

In a shocking turn, the cycling legend admits juicing to Oprah. We never saw it coming!


We…I…this is tougher than we thought, but (deep breath) in a stunning admission, Lance Armstrong admitted last night that he used performance enhancing drugs throughout his career. Watch a few clips of the interview, if you can bear it. Frankly, it’ll be tough going. And we all need to re-evaluate everything we think we know about, well, EVERYTHING.

The second half of the interview airs tonight, and we can only hope and pray that Lance was just fucking with us.

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