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Lays “Sriracha” Potato Chips
What It Tasted Like:

“Like licking a hot ashtray.”
“Spice, without too much flavor.”
“Spicy?”
What They Thought It Was: Tabasco, hot BBQ chips, pork rinds

Calbee “Shrimp” Chips
What It Tasted Like:

“Shrimp-flavored crisp of some kind.”
“I believe these are seafood-related snacks for puppies.”
“Asian fish chips.”
What They Thought It Was: “Fish, in a bad way,” vegetable straws, “Nondescript seafood/sewage.”

Kettle “Fully Loaded Baked Potato” Chips
What It Tasted Like:

“A Whopper with cheese on a chip.”
“Flavor can’t match the crunch. Don’t know.” ….what?
“BBQ?”
What They Thought It Was: Popeye's chicken, “Burnt fish and lemon,” pepper



Pringles “Pizza” Chips
What It Tasted Like:

“Tastes like dust bunnies and bird seed.”
“God-awful.”
“I have no idea, it was super weird.”
What They Thought It Was: Ketchup, “Some nasty spicy sweet Pringle,” Bombay mix

Lays “Cheesy Garlic Bread” Chips
What It Tasted Like:

“This is some Dean & Deluca shit.”
“I taste sadness. Fear and sadness. And sweat.”
“Ugly.”
What They Thought It Was: Balls, bleu cheese chips, ass-flavored chips

Planters “Five Alarm Chili” Dry Roasted Peanuts
What It Tasted Like:

“Licking the upside of an exhaust pipe. Probably…”
“Jalapenos.”
“Cozumel, Mexico.”
What They Thought It Was: “Some spicy peanut thing,” Cajun spice, cashews.



Garden of Eatin’ “Key Lime Jalapeno” Chips
What It Tasted Like:

“State Indian food.”
“Vomit.”
“A fiesta in my mouth.”
What They Thought It Was: Honey, mango chutney, bell peppers

Extra “Apple Pie” Gum
What It Tasted Like:

“Little gingerbread men.”
“Airplane food.”
“Arizona Tea in the green can.”
What They Thought It Was: Ginseng and honey, “Apple pie from a vending machine,” pineapple.

In conclusion, this was not at all fun. Do we regret it? Um, yes. In fact, we do. 

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