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Will It Waffle?

Didn't get enough St. Patty's festivities in last weekend? You're in luck because this Sunday is International Waffle Day. There are a few ways to celebrate: 1. Mix leftover Guinness with Vermont Maple Syrup, chug, rinse, and repeat! 2. Build a waffle castle a la Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates, or 3. Waffle things that aren't waffles! We took a KRUPS Waffle Iron and chose option 3. The results will probably (not) surprise you!

Want to win a KRUPS Waffle Iron and make some spaghetti, mashed potato, or just plain ol' yummy waffles of your own? Send us photos of your craziest breakfast creations to win@maxim.com, and the top three submissions will win irons and be featured on Maxim.com. OFFICIAL RULES HERE


Let's get ready to waff-aaal! Our test foods: eggs, meatballs, mashed potatoes, spaghetti, cookie dough, Peeps, pudding, and snack cakes.

Will it Waffle? Test #1: EGGS


So far so good...


A little drippy at first


Already starting to waffle before we press down


Scoopability is important


VERDICT : Eggs will waffle! (And egg waffles are delicious)


Will it Waffle? Test #2: MEATBALLS

Super appetizing


Meatballs look more attractive with waffle lines, wouldn't you agree?


Meat juice


A steaming pile of... almost waffled meat!


VERDICT: Meatballs will not waffle!


Will it Waffle? Test #3: MASHED POTATOES

Tater time


Looks like Sunday dinner at Ma's





We feel sorry for whoever has to clean this afterwards...






Tastes kind of like Ma's Sunday dinner too!


A Match made in Almost Waffle Heaven


VERDICT : Mashed potatoes will kind of waffle (especially if you leave them in for an hour and are willing to burn down the office).


Will it Waffle? Test #4: SPAGHETTI

This spaghetti has no idea what's to come


Gettin' it in Jersey Shore style


Taking it to the Smush Room (yep, we're sticking to the Jersey Shore references)






Yes, it broke apart, but we do believe that is a solid waffle formed at the top right!




VERDICT : Spaghetti will waffle and is delicious!

Will it Waffle? Test #5: COOKIE DOUGH

We'd like to make a Cookie Monster poop joke here but we won't. Oh, wait.






Why doesn't this happen all the time?




VERDICT : Cookie dough will waffle into a delectable cookie breakfast.


Will it Waffle? Test #6,7,8: Peeps, Pudding, Snack Cakes

Calm before the storm


Peep guts


VERDICT : Peeps, pudding, and snack cakes will not waffle. If you try this, say good-bye to your waffle iron or at least, hello to some major soakin' and scrubbin'.



THE FINAL RESULTS: Yum! Now, we're all drinking un-waffled Pepto Bismol!
 



Want to win a KRUPS Waffle Iron and make some spaghetti, mashed potato, or just plain ol' yummy waffles of your own? Send us photos of your craziest breakfast creations to win@maxim.com, and the top three submissions will win irons and be featured on Maxim.com. OFFICIAL RULES HERE

All photos by Cory Jamal Davis