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10 Best Cougar Bars in America

 

Let's face it, every guy wants an older woman. It's not that cougars just like the attention, but they're also down to do the same things girls your age want to do, except with a bit more "maturity." So where are the top spots in the country to land yourself a mega-hottie? Check out our list below and you may be leaving with the hottest lady in the bar... even if she is twice your age!

 

10. Rockit Bar and Grille
22 W. Hubbard St., Chicago, IL 60654

Living in the Windy, you'll have plenty of opportunities to snatch yourself a cougar, but Rockit Bar & Grille in the River North area is one of the best. Not only will you catch your eyes wandering around the first floor restaurant while chowing down and getting your tipsy on, but head to the bar upstairs and mingle with some of the sexiest ladies you've ever seen.

 

9. The Patterson House
1711 Division St., Nashville, TN 37203

From the moment you enter the lobby, the tone is set for the type of classy, sophisticated women you'll meet at this bar. You'll find yourself trying to peak around the curtain separating the haves from the have-nots, just to get a glimpse of some of the talent that's in the bar for the night. Once seated, get yourself a Bacon Old Fashioned, sip with some friends, and browse the room for your cougar. Don't be too aggressive though, Patterson House has expectations for each gentlemen to be just that, a gentlemen.

 

8. Stone Rose
10 Columbus Cir., 4th fl., New York, NY 10019

Not even a long day of shopping will keep the seasoned East coast women from visiting this hot spot. Allow the ambient lounge music to set the mood, enjoy a potent cocktail, and get ready to have a unique story to separate yourself from everyone else.

 

7. Tangerine
232 Market St., Philadelphia, PA 19106

Although Tangerine is large, the private couches and tables seem to give it an ambiance unmatched by sports bars showing another Eagles game. The lights are low, the music is smooth, and the drinks are strong. It all adds up to a perfect spot for chatting up your cougar crush.

 

6. Beluga Martini Bar
3115 Piedmont Rd., Atlanta, GA 30305

The signature martinis bring the cougars to the bar, make sure you're the reason they want to leave. Sit in the outside lounge, scope the field of play, and do your thing. With a reputation in Atlanta as one of the swankiest spots around, it shouldn't be hard to get it in with whomever you want.

 

5. Bliss Bar
4026 24th St., San Francisco, CA 94114

If you want a recipe of style and class, Bliss Bar is the perfect spot to get your cougar. It offers music nights to get the party started, as well as a blue room for you to lay that mack down and get away from everyone else.

 

4. Library Bar
630 W. Sixth St., Suite 116A, Los Angeles, CA 90017

At the end of a long work week, throw yourself on a barstool or couch, and ask the bartender where his favorite cougar is sitting. With hits from Hendrix and The Dead echoing in the background, this bar allows you to strike up conversation with the cougar of your choice, without the pretentiousness of other cougar spots.

 

3. Suede Restaurant & Lounge
7307 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, AZ 85251

Get down on the dance floor, but just remember not to break out the running man. If dancing isn't your thing, an outdoor patio attracts the posh cougars of the Southwest, so you can stare at your favorite lady, while taking in some of the other scantily-dressed women. Great location makes this place a good night ending spot.

 

2. Wall
2201 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL 33139

Located at the W Hotel South Beach, Wall is the perfect blend of young and old, giving you a chance to at least leave with somebody if you strike out trying to catch your cougar. Offering bottle service, hot ladies, and dancing, is there any reason why a tanned cougar wouldn't try for her cub here?

 

1. V Bar
3355 Las Vegas Blvd S., Las Vegas, NV 89109

The absolute epitome of Sin City, V Bar will make you break all the Vegas rules. A unique mix of New York and L.A. rolled into one, cougars flock here for exactly the same reason you do—to take in every bit of Vegas. Sleek lines, double-sided leather lounges and ambient lighting only adds to the appeal for sexy women. After a night here, you'll want to think twice about keeping what happens in Vegas to yourself.