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10 Halloween Costumes They Haven’t Made “Sexy” Versions Of Yet

We all know that Halloween is a time to celebrate certain women’s ability to take a beloved, recognizable icon and transform it into a Rule 34 boob-a-thon, but for all the sexy Avengers, sexy Sesame Street characters and, er, sexy fruit costumes that are actually available, the Sexy Halloween Industry still hasn’t managed to make a sexy costume out of everything (yet). Here are a few they’re missing... although we fully expect to see them on co-eds by 2015. And if you happen to see someone wearing one of these, we’ve helpfully provided some appropriate pick up lines, just in case.


Sexy Bane from The Dark Knight Rises

“When I’ve got your phone number, then you have my permission to die. What? It’s like, the quote from the movie! Where are you going?!”


Sexy Garbage Man

“I’d like to pick you up every Monday and Thursday! Except on holidays. As long as you’re in an approved container, are placed no more than three feet from the curb, and weigh less than 100 lbs. Wait, what were we talking about again?”


Sexy NFL Scab Ref

“Did an angel just fall from heaven or DID GREEN BAY ACTUALLY INTERCEPT THE FUCKING BALL BECAUSE YOU ARE BLIND.”

 

Sexy Doctor Whose Specialty is Urology

“Well, I’ve got a problem in my pants that I’d like you to look at! …seriously though, please don’t stick a tube in my dick.”

 

Sexy Dust Mite

“Once you get into my bed, you’ll never want to leave! Because I have several pounds of dead flesh cells waiting in my mattress for you to eat… if you know what I mean.”


Sexy AA Meeting Leader

“So, you want to go get a drink somewh—oh. Right.”


Sexy Mormon

“I can’t wait to get into your temple garments, a.k.a. the special magic underwear those who have taken part in the Mormon Endowment Ceremony must wear as a symbol of protection against evil!”
 

Sexy Cee-Lo's Cockatoo

“Don’t cockatoos use their curved beaks to crack hard seeds and nuts?  ‘Cause I’ve got some hard nuts you might want to try! The sad thing is, that’s not even a double entendre – I have some leftover pistachios at home I couldn’t get into.”


Sexy Ebola Virus

“Is it hot in here or is it just you? Either way, I’m pretty sure my flesh is melting.”


Sexy Corpse of Osama Bin Laden

“Well, for being shot twice in the head by Navy Seals and getting dumped in the ocean a year and a half ago, you’re looking F-I-N-E.”

Want more girls in costumes? Check out Halloween Hotties and Halloween Eye Candy.