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10 UVM Seniors Post Ad for “House MILF”

Because in between studying for finals and playing beer pong, they still need to eat.


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Do you know an attractive older lady (and by ‘older’ we mean age 25 and above) who’s possibly interested in exchanging cooking for some hot sex with a house full of University of Vermont seniors? If so, she’s in luck! Though it has since been removed, here's the original text from a Craigslist ad posted by 10 tired-of-eating-cold-pizza UVM bros last week:


UVM seniors seek 'house milf'

We are a house of 10 men who all are seniors at UVM and are looking for an attractive older woman to come and cook for us every few days. In exchange she gets her pick of the men of the house to have.

Requirements
aren't lengthy; be a woman older than 25 who can cook and would like to enjoy some hot sex with a number of fit 20 somethings. Hopefully you can come by every week for a meal and some play time. Obviously we can work to accommodate your schedule. ;)

We are located in Burlington, are a fun and clean group of guys, and are all 21+

Put "house milf" as subject line so I know who's real

Hope to hear from you soon ladies


As you can see, all this MILF-figure has to do is whip up a few meals a week, and she’ll be repaid by having her pick of the litter. These accommodating, clean, fun guys will even work around her schedule. What human woman could resist such an offer?!

No word on whether this position comes with medical coverage, but hey, we’re sure this must still seem like a pretty sweet deal for some ladies out there…right? RIGHT?

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