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100 Pornified Reality TV Shows

Some of these dirty-sounding titles wrote themselves. Can you spot the real ones?

Reality show titles are ripe for the porno treatment. Or maybe we just have filthy minds. We spent minutes coming up with these new names of popular reality shows. Porno companies, if you use any of the titles, we will give you a shout-out. If you use all of the titles, we’ll give you an awkward stare.

1. The Deadliest Snatch


2. Ice Road Suck-Stars


3. Laguna Reach-around


4. Dirty Blow Jobs


5. Storage Whores


6. Top Cock


7. The Ultimate Biter


8. Jersey Sores


9. Extreme Bukake Makeover


10. The Amazing Rimjob


11. Undercovers Boss


12. Gator Toys


13. Swamp Peepholes


14. Jon & Kate Plus 8


15. Keeping It Up In The Kardashians


16. Anthony Bourdain's No Penetrations


17. Ace of Cocks


18. Kitchen Sexmares with Gordon Rimsy


19. Man vs. Wild vs. Hermaphrodites


20. The Huge Soft Hills


21. Miami Stink


22. LA Stink


23. NY Stink


24. Stink Master


25. Dog The Booty Hunter


26. Doggie Style Whisperer


27. American Butt Pickers


28. Slitbusters


29. Blind Dates


30. The Anal Bachelor


31. The Anal Bachelorette


32. The Little Groom With The Largest Balls


33. The Ass-prentice


34. I’m A Celebrity...Bang My Brains Out


35. Flavor of Love Juice


36. I Love New York...And She’ll Love You For $20


37. Cock of Love with Bret Michaels


38. So You Think You Can Gape?


39. Rescue 9-1-Hummer


40. World’s Wildest Police Videos: Lesbians On Patrol


41. Pawn Star Porn Stars


42. American Hoggers


43. Steven Seagal: Ballman


44. Wife Swap


45. The SEX Factor


46. Monster Garages


47. Hillbilly Handjacking


48. Pimp My Ride and Girlfriend


49. 30 Gays


50. Fucking Bigfoot


51. Nanny 69


52. Survive-Whore: Orgy Island


53. The Bad Girls Club


54. Whore-ders


55. The Osporns


56. River Mom-sters


57. Wicked Tuna


58. Hogan Grows Best


59. Katy Griffin: The Double-D-list


60. Tommy Lee Goes To College and Bangs Everything In His Eyeline


61. Gene Simmons’ Dripping Family Jewels


62. Being In Bobby’s Browntown


63. The Jamie Kennedy Sex-periment


64. Pimp’d


65. Project Runaways


66. The Biggest Brother


67. Queer Factor


68. Inside The Actors (okay, not a reality show, but it’d still make a great film)


69. Tim Gunns Guide To Fisting


70. Watch What Happens Live 


71. Unwrapped


72. American Squirting Idol


73. America’s Sex Topped Model


74. Last Comic Jacking


75. Banging With The Stars


76. Lizard Lick Towing


77. America’s Boning Talent


78. Get On Top, Chef


79. The Ironest Chef


80. Little People, Big Girls 


81. America’s Bustiest Dance Crews


82. Pauly Double-D Projects


83. Full Metal Thrusting


84. Harder Time


85. Whale Whores


86. Pit Bulls Bang Parolees


87. The Millionaire Snatchmaker


88. Beyond Scared Straight


89. Parking Whores


90. Shipping Whores


91. The First 48


92. My Super Sweet 16 Virgins


93. Celebrity Clit Club


94. The Real Dirty Housewives of Orange Buttville


95. The Biggest Luber


96. Backdoor Ghost Hunters


97. IRT: Deadliest Loads


98. Around The World In 80 Asians


99. Bully Beatoff


100. It’s Me or the Dog