Some of these dirty-sounding titles wrote themselves. Can you spot the real ones?
Reality show titles are ripe for the porno treatment. Or maybe we just have filthy minds. We spent minutes coming up with these new names of popular reality shows. Porno companies, if you use any of the titles, we will give you a shout-out. If you use all of the titles, we’ll give you an awkward stare.
1. The Deadliest Snatch
2. Ice Road Suck-Stars
3. Laguna Reach-around
4. Dirty Blow Jobs
5. Storage Whores
6. Top Cock
7. The Ultimate Biter
8. Jersey Sores
9. Extreme Bukake Makeover
10. The Amazing Rimjob
11. Undercovers Boss
12. Gator Toys
13. Swamp Peepholes
14. Jon & Kate Plus 8
15. Keeping It Up In The Kardashians
16. Anthony Bourdain's No Penetrations
17. Ace of Cocks
18. Kitchen Sexmares with Gordon Rimsy
19. Man vs. Wild vs. Hermaphrodites
20. The Huge Soft Hills
21. Miami Stink
22. LA Stink
23. NY Stink
24. Stink Master
25. Dog The Booty Hunter
26. Doggie Style Whisperer
27. American Butt Pickers
28. Slitbusters
29. Blind Dates
30. The Anal Bachelor
31. The Anal Bachelorette
32. The Little Groom With The Largest Balls
33. The Ass-prentice
34. I’m A Celebrity...Bang My Brains Out
35. Flavor of Love Juice
36. I Love New York...And She’ll Love You For $20
37. Cock of Love with Bret Michaels
38. So You Think You Can Gape?
39. Rescue 9-1-Hummer
40. World’s Wildest Police Videos: Lesbians On Patrol
41. Pawn Star Porn Stars
42. American Hoggers
43. Steven Seagal: Ballman
44. Wife Swap
45. The SEX Factor
46. Monster Garages
47. Hillbilly Handjacking
48. Pimp My Ride and Girlfriend
49. 30 Gays
50. Fucking Bigfoot
51. Nanny 69
52. Survive-Whore: Orgy Island
53. The Bad Girls Club
54. Whore-ders
55. The Osporns
56. River Mom-sters
57. Wicked Tuna
58. Hogan Grows Best
59. Katy Griffin: The Double-D-list
60. Tommy Lee Goes To College and Bangs Everything In His Eyeline
61. Gene Simmons’ Dripping Family Jewels
62. Being In Bobby’s Browntown
63. The Jamie Kennedy Sex-periment
64. Pimp’d
65. Project Runaways
66. The Biggest Brother
67. Queer Factor
68. Inside The Actors (okay, not a reality show, but it’d still make a great film)
69. Tim Gunns Guide To Fisting
70. Watch What Happens Live
71. Unwrapped
72. American Squirting Idol
73. America’s Sex Topped Model
74. Last Comic Jacking
75. Banging With The Stars
76. Lizard Lick Towing
77. America’s Boning Talent
78. Get On Top, Chef
79. The Ironest Chef
80. Little People, Big Girls
81. America’s Bustiest Dance Crews
82. Pauly Double-D Projects
83. Full Metal Thrusting
84. Harder Time
85. Whale Whores
86. Pit Bulls Bang Parolees
87. The Millionaire Snatchmaker
88. Beyond Scared Straight
89. Parking Whores
90. Shipping Whores
91. The First 48
92. My Super Sweet 16 Virgins
93. Celebrity Clit Club
94. The Real Dirty Housewives of Orange Buttville
95. The Biggest Luber
96. Backdoor Ghost Hunters
97. IRT: Deadliest Loads
98. Around The World In 80 Asians
99. Bully Beatoff
100. It’s Me or the Dog