Nothing keeps the party going like pulling an evil prank on the nearest passed out friend. Here are five innovative ideas—because relocating him to the middle of a cornfield with a note tucked in his shirt that says, “Good Morning! You’re in Iowa, have fun getting home,” sounds like way too much work. Also word to the not-so-wise: don’t do any of this stuff. And if you really feel like disregarding that last sentence, don’t send us the hospital bill.
Launch him out of his lawn chair.
Tie firecrackers to his feet.
Make him think he’s been buried alive.