From unexcitable hockey to an Alaskan three-way, here are the five funniest headlines and ads in the history of this week.
5. "Doc! Not only does my ear still hurt, but my balls are KILLING me."
4. Maybe he's been playing too much hockey.
3. Bay County sounds really shitty.
2. Wow, her hair does look better.
1. With Lisa Murkowski’s write-in candidacy complicating the voter math, Democrats find an unexpected opening. (Insert rim shot here.)