From a taco-lovin' victim to a pain-in-the-ass ice scraper, here are the five funniest newspaper headlines and ads in the history of this week.
5. I wasn't going to get the colonoscopy, but I really need an ice scraper.
4. Tell me something I don't know.
3. Shit, that dude's strong.
2. I would pay money to read this guy's full statement to police.
1. Welcome back, Tom! Goodbye, copy editor!