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5 Funny News Clips to Start Your Week: Jan. 31


From a taco-lovin' victim to a pain-in-the-ass ice scraper, here are the five funniest newspaper headlines and ads in the history of this week.

5. I wasn't going to get the colonoscopy, but I really need an ice scraper.


4. Tell me something I don't know.


3. Shit, that dude's strong.


2. I would pay money to read this guy's full statement to police.


1. Welcome back, Tom! Goodbye, copy editor!