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Ask Sheik! The World’s Greatest Advice Column [4/07/14]

Every week, we’re giving you the opportunity to ask the legend that is The Iron Sheik for his advice. Girl trouble? Job trouble? Someone attacking you with a steel chair trouble? He has answers for everything! You may not like his answers, but he has them…


All answers appear unedited exactly as given by the Sheik, so if you have issues with some of the spelling, take it up with him. WE DARE YOU.


Is there really such a thing as too much bacon?
-Dave Biehl

YOU FUCKING JABRONI. EVERYTHING IN THE MODERATION OR GO FUCK YOURSELF


I have a date with a vegetarian this weekend. I like meat. What should I do sheiky baby?
-Sheldon Chow

YOU WANT THE SEX YOU LISTEN TO THE LADY OTHERWISE YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOURSELF


I want my mustache to look like yours, Sheik. What is the best mustache wax to use?
-Jeff Herman

Bubba, my mustache natural. Real. You don't have the real you don't fucking waste your time.


What is it that The Rock is actually cooking?
-Josh Rose

Rock best performer. HE cook the best show in the history of the wrestling. He look good, he perform best, he talk best on mic. He FUCKING better than the tiger woods.


Who is the best athlete outside of wrestling?
-Peter Martles

Excellent Question. I think the intelligent Jew Richard Sherman he impress me bubba


Who is one wrestler you never got to compete against that you love to go against?
-Cody Olive

Kurt Angle Iron Sheik class bubba


What's your fondest Wrestlemania memory?
-James Creed

I win the Tag Team Champion in the Wrestle mania 1 with my #1 manager God Bless him the Fred Blassie. Also I break the fuck out of the jabroni Brian Blair in the 93000 Pontiac Michigan. And also I win the Gimmick Battle Royal because I am the legend forever


Got a question for the Sheik? Leave it in the comments below! You can get more of The Iron Sheik’s words of wisdom on Twitter and Instagram.

Check out last week's Ask Sheik, or read The Iron Sheik Says "Go F**k Yourself!"