Every week, we’re giving you the opportunity to ask the legend that is The Iron Sheik for his advice. Girl trouble? Job trouble? Someone attacking you with a steel chair trouble? He has answers for everything! You may not like his answers, but he has them…
All answers appear unedited exactly as given by the Sheik, so if you have issues with some of the spelling, take it up with him. WE DARE YOU.
Who really built the pyramids?
BUBBA I FUCKING BUILT THE PYRAMID
Who should be inducted into hall of fame 2015?
Number one is my brother Macho Man Randy Savage. He greatest ever.
I'm a dispatcher at a local ambulance company and the field crews don't like me. How can I get them to like me Mr. Sheik?
Bubba you tell the people first you my friend they love you. 2nd you bring them the cold beer then they know you are not fucking jabroni justin Bieber
What's the best joke you ever heard?
Knock knock who there? GO FUCK YOURSELF
Jabroni next to me on Flight just spilled water on me. Do I make him humble? Break back?
First you tell him thank god it not the cold beer and give him the warning so next time he don't fuck it up
Who taught you how to wrestle?
Verne gagne my coach and the Alan rice
Are you happy or sad the Undertaker's streak is over?
Bubba I shock they break the streak. I never believe this. That Brock he tough but he make me so mad I wish I could break his fucking arm.
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Check out last week's Ask Sheik, or read The Iron Sheik Says "Go F**k Yourself!"