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Ask Sheik! The World’s Greatest Advice Column [4/14/14]

Every week, we’re giving you the opportunity to ask the legend that is The Iron Sheik for his advice. Girl trouble? Job trouble? Someone attacking you with a steel chair trouble? He has answers for everything! You may not like his answers, but he has them…


All answers appear unedited exactly as given by the Sheik, so if you have issues with some of the spelling, take it up with him. WE DARE YOU.
 

Who really built the pyramids?
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Wade Alford
BUBBA I FUCKING BUILT THE PYRAMID

Who should be inducted into hall of fame 2015?
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Travis Knack
Number one is my brother Macho Man Randy Savage. He greatest ever.

I'm a dispatcher at a local ambulance company and the field crews don't like me. How can I get them to like me Mr. Sheik?
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Small Fry
Bubba you tell the people first you my friend they love you. 2nd you bring them the cold beer then they know you are not fucking jabroni justin Bieber

What's the best joke you ever heard?
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Daniel Myers
Knock knock who there? GO FUCK YOURSELF

Jabroni next to me on Flight just spilled water on me. Do I make him humble? Break back?
-@CharlatanAndCad
First you tell him thank god it not the cold beer and give him the warning so next time he don't fuck it up

Who taught you how to wrestle?
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Patrick Robinson
Verne gagne my coach and the Alan rice

Are you happy or sad the Undertaker's streak is over?
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Randall
Starken
Bubba I shock they break the streak. I never believe this. That Brock he tough but he make me so mad I wish I could break his fucking arm.


Got a question for the Sheik? Leave it in the comments below! You can get more of The Iron Sheik’s words of wisdom on Twitter and Instagram.


Check out last week's Ask Sheik, or read The Iron Sheik Says "Go F**k Yourself!"