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Because It’s Friday, Here Are 10 Morons Fighting Inanimate Objects

Hitting something that can’t hit back seems like a great idea…

We’ve all been there: so angry/wasted/heartbroken that the nearest available target looks prime for a punching. Sometimes that target isn’t an actual person but, say, a trashcan/street sign/tree. And, well, sometimes that trashcan/street sign/tree hits back!


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“This will teach you to accept my discarded municipal waste! Argh! I’ve been undone by my own hubris!”



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Bruce Lee is rolling over in his grave so fast a small black hole has formed, creating a space-time vortex to a new dimension where goatees don’t exist.



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Turn this into an iPhone app and people would definitely pay $5 for Shoe Hose Vengeance III: There Must Be a Better Way to Do This.


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What’s the point of taking years of suburban karate classes from an alcoholic ex-marine drifter, unless you can demonstrate your mad skillz by putting your friend in mortal danger?
 


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It’s hard to tell which thing is the inflatable dummy.



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Hanukkah always got weird at the Jensen household.



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Unless that 10 mph limit refers to the speed at which you’re allowed to drink fudge, we’re not too sure what this guy is protesting.



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This guy has a bright future as a stuntman (or coma ward warning to visiting kindergarten classes).



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Jimmy, you’re mad at your father, not the pole.



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“Dude, fire up the camera!”

“Why?”

“Because I’m going to punch this sign!”

“Why?”

“After the milk crate of hobo meth we just smoked, do you really have to ask that?”

“Good point. Not sure if this is my phone or a melting a statue of the Persian emperor Xerxes that’s talking to me right now, but let’s do this.”


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