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Bieber Nearly Loses Balls

The teen pop sensation was targeted for murder and castration by a crazy New Mexican dude. Baby, baby indeed!


Photo: Scott Weiner / Retna Ltd. | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2012

Gentlemen, you might want to hold on to your junk when you read this. Justin Bieber, the 18-year-old pop star who makes tween girls (and blow dryer manufacturers) swoon, was the target of a plot hatched by a New Mexican prisoner to kill and castrate him. This sicko hired two other thugs to remove the little Biebers at his recent Madison Square Garden show, but the plan went south when one of the guys was busted in upstate New York late last month with pruning shears that, allegedly, were to be used to chop off the famous nuts for a price of $2,500 each. We may not be fans of Bieber, but no man deserves to have his balls chopped off. Well, except maybe this guy:



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