Everyone needs to cut the crap.
On a recent episode of The Dr. Oz Show, Maxim cover girl Cameron Diaz explained that she drinks a shitload of water in the morning in order to make a nice, healthy splash later. Then they went over poo shapes and even picked out which one was Cameron's usual!
All this interviewer wanted to do was talk about Mila picking up crap. And Mila was a true camper and brutally honest about it. Which is why she's always at the top of our list. Interviewer, you're at the bottom.
In the most subtle Jennifer Lawrence-y way, she confessed to Dave that she crapped her pants several times before finally going to the doctor about it. Then she weirded him out with her anesthesia memories.
Though not technically people feces, this was pretty disgusting. Now we know gross crafts for our kids. This makes us want to vom more than the actual human poop stories!