Like a great man once said before slapping a blast shield on his student's head en route to the ruins of a recently blown-up planet, "Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them." So when you read the insane TMIs of celebrity autobiographies - the cream of which we've already presented to you - it's easy to think, "No way I just read what I read." So it's up to the fine comedic talent behind "Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words" to make sure you can at least believe your ears. Here are some of their choicest cuts.
The Dirt by Motley Crue: Read by Saturday Night Live's Will Forte
Good Morning, I'm Joan Lunden by Joan Lunden: Read by comedian Rachel Dratch
Laughter in the Rain: My Own Story by Neil Sedaka: Read by comedian Eugene Pack
The Man with the Gold: An Autobiography by Mr T: Read by comedian Kristen Johnson
Elizabeth Taylor by Elizabeth Taylor: Read by The View's Sherri Shepherd
The Best Is Yet To Come by Ivana Trump: Read by comedian Claudia Shear
The Unimaginable Life: Lessons Learned on the Path of Love by Kenny Loggins: Read by 30 Rock's Cheyenne Jackson
You Have to Stand for Something or You'll fall for Anything by Star Jones: Read by comedian Bruce Vilanch