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Celine Dion NOT Dead, Twitter Still Insanely Upset

Turns out Celine Dion fans are the emotional type.

Over the weekend, rumors of the death of Celine Dion resurfaced on Facebook, originated by a disgruntled boyfriend forced to watch Titanic for the 1,400thtime (we assume). Celine’s heart actually does go on, so there was no need for concern, but apparently nobody told these rabid and very emotional Dionites that the story was false. (Yes, apparently somebody needed to tell them that the story they read on Facebook, not backed up by any sort of real news, which had been reported as a hoax before, was a hoax.)






Bonus! Here’s a bunch of people who thought that Celine Dion was actually on the Titanic!





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