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Cipha Sounds' Celebrity Resolutions

The Hot 97 DJ makes some predictions for celebs in 2013…

1. Drake just recently got his high school diploma... In 2013, he's going to attend University of Phoenix and study automotive repair.

2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West start their own skirt line... But Kanye is the face of the brand, not Kim.

3. A$AP Rocky falls in love with A$AP Adrian and then has to fight A$AP Russian.

4. Rihanna and Chris Brown star in the new version of The Honeymooners or I Love Lucy.

5. During the State of the Union address, President Obama yells out, "You going to jail now!" and uppercuts Speaker John Boehner.

6. Jay-Z buys the Jets and opens a football stadium in Flatbush, Brooklyn. Changes the name of the team to The Brooklyn Private Jets.

7. Robert Pattinson cheats on Kirsten Stewart with Buffy the Vampire Slayer... He likes to live dangerously.

8. Lady Gaga and Dolly Parton join forces and build a theme park called GAGA and TATAs.

9. Dr. Dre comes out with Detox... But instead of an album, its a new diet plan.

10. Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey settle their differences and remake the classic movie, Thelma and Louise.

11. Justin Beiber and Demi Moore hook up and get married. On their honeymoon they make a sex tape and the Beibs yells out, "Who's getting PUNK'D now, Ashton?"

12. Jessica Simpson is exposed for secretly saving Hostess from going out of business with her Weight Watchers endorsement check.

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