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Dare Maxim: Man Baby Edition

A reader dared Maxim to dress like a baby and head to Times Square. We sent editor Patrick Carone, kicking and screaming.


Photographed for Maxim by Matthew Salacuse | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

In case you ever find yourself in diapers and a bonnet taking pictures with tourists in Times Square, be warned that Batman and Spider-Man will kick your ass. Wait a sec—let’s rewind. A few months ago Maxim received an e-mail from Lou D., a highly sadistic reader who had recently taken a trip to N.Y.C. He noticed many characters—from SpongeBob to the Naked Cowboy to Hello Kitty—walking around the world’s most visited attraction taking photos with tourists and wrote us, “I dare Maxim to dress one of its editors as a man-baby, then head over there.” Never one to shirk a challenge, editor Patrick Carone put on a pair of extra-large diapers, removed the rest of what little dignity he had, and crawled to Times Square. Tourists from all over the world loved Baby Pat, giving him hugs and cash. In fact, the only downside to the day was the beatdown Batman and Spidey gave him. (Not to mention that Baby Pat made full use of his diaper.) 
 

Photographed for Maxim by Matthew Salacuse | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013


Photographed for Maxim by Matthew Salacuse | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013


Photographed for Maxim by Matthew Salacuse | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013


Photographed for Maxim by Matthew Salacuse | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013


Photographed for Maxim by Matthew Salacuse | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013


Photographed for Maxim by Matthew Salacuse | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013


Photographed for Maxim by Matthew Salacuse | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013

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