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Dick Slips: The 6 Best Penis Bloopers In the News

Breaking! There's been an outbreak of shlong gaffes among our nation's journalists. Let's laugh at them, shall we?

Michigan ABC News traffic reporter Siobhan Riley accidentally drew a penis while mapping out a construction zone. To get around it, turn left after the second testicle, keep straight along the shaft, and turn left again at the foreskin. Watch for wet spots. 




When you're reporting a news story that starts with "six officers were killed…," it's not really the best time to bring up your cock obsession, Fox News anchor Jane Skinner!
 



Canadian reporter Lisa Dutton was informing the public about a sausage competition called "King of the Kielbasa," and that's not even the penis-y part!  




Saying "erect" instead of "elect"? We'd expect nothing less from a journalist with the last name Cummins.

 

ESPN anchor Michael Kim is so excited about the forthcoming baseball season, he wants you to get your penis out. Also your cracker jacks, which we assume is some kind of euphemism for testicles. 




It's hard to tell if this is even a blooper, since the newscaster seems pretty firm in his women-be-enjoying-dick convictions. 



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