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Drinking Man's Guide to Summer: Take a Dive!

1. Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Las Vegas
This Sunday megafest draws thousands of bikini-clad party girls and the tribal-tattooed meatsticks who love ’em.

2. Thompson LES Hotel New York City
Expose yourself to Andy Warhol, whose freaky face is lithographed on the bottom of the pool.

3. The Raleigh Miami
This South Beach gem is where you’ll spot nearly every A-lister tanning their buns.

4. The Chelsea Atlantic City
An oasis in slot-machine hell, it attracts busloads of N.Y.C. bikini enthusiasts.

5. The Moorings Village The Florida Keys
Home to many a swimsuit fashion spread, this compound features a jumbo pool lined with tanned goddesses.

6. Orbit In Hotel Palm Springs, CA
Giant pool and a retro Rat Pack vibe. Book it!

7. The Eldorado Santa Fe, NM
Order a pitcher of gold margaritas and freak out at the New Mexican skies at this rooftop swimming pool party.

8. The Roosevelt Los Angeles

The pool here is a fixture on Entourage. Fix your “shrinkage” while watching the bevy of hotties roll in.