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Everyone’s Already Trying To Cash In On Anthony Weiner’s Latest Scandal

Looks like no one can resist the merchandising potential of “Carlos Danger.”

If you want a quick crash course in the world of merchandising, watch this - it’ll tell you everything you need to know about the process, and the tiny, tiny amount of thought that goes into it:



With that in mind, it’s not surprising that everyone’s trying to capitalize on Anthony Weiner’s latest sexting frenzy, by slapping his name – or rather, his dick-pic loving alter ego, Carlos Danger – on anything and everything. Including…



Carlos Danger: The T-Shirt

Photo via Café Press

This is just one of many, many, many Carlos Danger shirts out there, but it’s the only one with the audacity to be charging 37 bucks for what is essentially a punch line that’ll be over long before the thing even arrives in the mail.


Carlos Danger: The Airplane Banner

Photo via Twitter

Avion Tequila wasted no time in jumping on the Carlos bandwagon, actually going so far as to fly this banner over a beach last weekend. How tequila is supposed to make people less likely to text pictures of their junk to people, we’re still not sure.


Carlos Danger: The Thong

Photo via Café Press

Call us crazy, but we’re thinking that underwear may be the thing we least associate with Anthony Weiner.


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