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Some people just look like they release an unpleasantly pungent aroma. And when we say some people, we mean these people.

Flavor Flav- Probably smells like: Colt 45, crack smoke, the collective vaginas of the women from Flavor of Love, Brigitte Nielsen's penis

Billy Joel- Probably smells like: Wine coolers, whiskey shots, box wine, PBR, burnt rubber

Louie Anderson- Probably smells like: The fryer at the McDowell's on Queens Boulevard, exposed gums, the set of Family Feud, failure

Mark Boone Jr. (<em>Batman Begins</em>)- Probably smells like: Mustache grime, stale donuts, coffee breath, gut sweat

Woody Allen- Probably smells like: Mothballs, Icy Hot, Matzo, adopted Korean children

Meat Loaf- Probably smells like: Sweaty jowls, sweaty thighs, and, of course, sweaty meat loaf

Pete Doherty- Probably smells like: Cat piss, Kate Moss piss, piss, ass, crack, ass crack

Amy Winehouse- Probably smells like: Pomade, high-heel blisters, some sort of cheese, Chewbacca

Steve Buscemi - Probably smells like: Weasel genitals, fangs, lips, other teeth that aren't fangs, a hamster cage

Paul Giamatti - Probably smells like: Dumpiness, schlumpiness, frumpiness, glasses

Rob Schneider - Probably smells like: Soul Glow, Sink water, Adam Sandler's scraps

Cisco Adler (<i>The Rock Life</i>)- Probably smells like: Cheez Whiz, elephantiasis balls, elephantiasis balls' sweat, doody

Dennis Franz (<em>NYPD Blue</em>)- Probably smells like: 'Stache grease, bratwurst, Old Style Beer, sweaty scalp

Nick Nolte- Probably smells like: Grain alcohol, GBH, pit stains, pissed pants, bad decisions

John Madden (<em>Sunday Night Football</em>)- Probably smells like: A turkey leg cured within the folds of his belt fat.

Andy Rooney- Probably smells like: Sex

Famous People Who Look Like They Smell