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Five Types of Mayo

Happy Cinco de Mayo! We're celebrating with cinco jars of mayo! Yeah, we know Spanish.

Uno: Classic Mayo


If you're looking for a classic, Hellman's keeps it REAL. Just read the label.

Dos: Spicy Mayo

Some like it hot. We don't, but some do.

Tres: Chipotle Mayo


Not the official mayo of Cinco de Mayo, but it should be.

Cuatro: Wasabi Mayo

This is for when you want a good cry with your lonely sandwich.

Cinco: Vegan Mayo

Stupid.