You took to Maxim.com, Facebook, and Twitter to say funny things and call us names, and we loved it. Here are the nicest, funniest, and shittiest things you said to us this week.
...preeetty sure that's not actually true, Jay, but, y'know, you go ahead and be angry about it if you want to.
That is the single most accurate description of anything that has ever been described, ever.
Good God, man, there's no need to take that kind of risk!
Oh I don't know Chris, did we know that? Let's see, maybe it says that in the introduction to the article? Seriously, dude - the first paragraph says this:
"And the first one of you dweebs to write in and tell us that TMNT started as a violent comic book by Eastman and Laird gets a judo chop to the face (and the first one of you dweebs to write in and tell us that judo doesn’t have chops and is in fact primarily a form of grappling gets one, too)."
Chris, you have officially claimed the title of "first dweeb." Let us know when you want that judo chop.
You'd think so, but tragically, you'd be wrong.